The Ultimately Unpoppable Balloon
By Rubberbando

Frank walked up to the balloon shop with anticipation. It was Friday night, the night he would treat himself for surviving another long workweek. Every Friday night, he would buy some of the largest balloons the local shop offered and take them home for some snuggle time. However, he rarely got to climax because his wife Kate was very jealous of the balloons and would usually sneak up and pop them with her very sharp acrylic nails despite Frank's protests. This week was going to be different. Frank proceeded into the shop and was greeted by John, the proprietor of the shop.

"Hey John, give me the usual." Frank said.

"You sure about that Frank? Won't your wife just pop them again?" John replied.

"Yeah. She loves to make use of those talons of hers any chance she gets." Frank answered.

"Well, I think I might have a solution to your problem Frank." John said as he pulled out a rather large box of balloons from behind the counter.

"Really?" responded Frank. "What did you have in mind?"

"I recently received a batch of special balloons that were imported directly from Japan. They claim to be completely unpoppable." John said as he removed a blue balloon from the box and began to inflate it with helium until it was about as big as Frank.

"Wow that is a huge balloon!" Frank responded in amazement.

"Check this out." John replied as he tied off the neck of the balloon and applied a string to it. Then he proceeded to tie the string to the air tank to hold it in place. "You're gonna love this." John pulled out a long sharpened stick that he used to pop balloons that he needed to dispose of. He suddenly shoved the stick forcefully into the balloon several times, stabbing it deeper and deeper into the balloon, but it would not pop.

"Amazing!" Frank said as he stared in awe.

"That's nothing. Last night I mounted one to the wall and threw darts at it and they just bounced harmlessly off of it." John grinned fiendishly.

"How much?" Frank asked.

"Well, they are a bit pricey. They're $20 a piece but they are well worth it. The only way to get the air out of one is to untie the neck or pull the plug out the neck, should you use one of those." John replied.

"I'll take a red one and could you put a plug in it? It'll make it easier for me to deflate it to put it away when I'm done with it" Frank said.

"Sure, no problem." John responded as he quickly inflated a red one for Frank and collected the money.

"Thanks John. See you next week." Frank said cheerfully as left the store with a big smirk on his face.

"Have fun." John said as he waved goodbye.

Frank arrived shortly at home. His wife peeked out the window as he pulled into the driveway. She noticed that he was having a heck of a time getting the balloon out of the car, as it was so large. Seeing that he had brought home yet another balloon, she closed the curtains with disgust and went and locked herself in the bathroom.

"Honey, I'm home!" Frank announced as he struggled to get the balloon in the door.

No answer.

"Kate? Is everything ok?" He called out.

"I see you brought home one of your stupid balloons again. I'm not coming out of the bathroom until that THING is out of this house." She yelled.

Frank sighed and looked at his new toy. He marveled at the smoothness of its surface and rubbed his hands all over it and then thought about his wife locked away in the bathroom.

"Oh well. " He thought to himself. "She'll get over it."

Frank proceeded to the bedroom with his new toy and began to undress. He laid down on the bed and pulled the balloon to his body and began caressing it. He was amazed at how soft and smooth the latex was against his skin and how much give the balloon seemed to have. After about 10 minutes of fondling his new toy, he found himself thrusting his manhood into it. With a faint squeaking sound, the squishy balloon accepted his manhood and seemed to squeeze it from all around. Frank was in heaven. It was as if the balloon was alive and was making love to him. The bliss he felt was unexplainable. He was on the edge of orgasm.

Suddenly, Kate burst into the room, wearing only her bathrobe, and pulled the balloon away from Frank. Frank was stunned, but not entirely surprised, as this was usually how things ended every Friday night. Kate proceeded to dig her long sharp nails into the balloon, but nothing seemed to happen. She tried again and again, growing angrier with each try. Completely furious, she dug her nails into the balloon with all her might as Frank watched in terror.

To her surprise, the balloon still did not pop. Instead, it seemed to latch onto her hands and hold them in place. Kate tried intently to pull her hands out of the balloon but to no avail. This balloon was not going to let go. Frank sat back and watched in amusement as Kate struggled to pull herself free.

"What are you smiling for? Aren't you going to help me?" Kate shouted.

"Why would I want to do that? You tried to destroy my new toy. I find your predicament rather humorous." Frank chuckled.

Kate continued to struggle to escape the mighty balloon's grasp. Every time Kate would try to pull herself out, the balloon seemed to pull back even harder and pull her deeper inside of it. Kate sat down on the bed and tried to use her feet to push the balloon off of her and possibly get some leverage. Instead of helping her push away the balloon, her feet plunged deeply into the squishy sphere. Now she was really in trouble.

"Do something!" She shouted.

Frank just laid there, sporting a hard-on with a big grin on his face.

Kate pulled and pulled at the balloon until she was completely spent. She laid on the bed exhausted, with the balloon all the way up to her shoulders and thighs. She rested for a moment and decided to give it one try to escape from the balloon. Rolling back and forth, she pulled with all her might.

Distracted by her efforts, she neglected to notice how close to the edge of the bed she was on and suddenly found herself rolling off the bed entirely. To both her and Frank's surprise, as she landed balloon first, she was completely swallowed by the giant red balloon in one giant squeaky gulp.

"Frank! Help me!" Kate shouted out in a squeaky helium voice as she realized was now completely inside the balloon.

Amazed, Frank got up and inspected the balloon as it started to float up from the floor. "This is impossible." He thought to himself. "No balloon could still float with that much weight inside." He watched in awe as Kate punched and kicked at the surface of the balloon.


"You…have to…get me out of here….I'm starting to feel….very light headed…" Kate begged (in a soft squeaky helium voice).

Frank didn't know what to do. He could see the shape of her hands and face pressing out from the balloon's surface through its opaque skin as she pleaded for help. Moments later, she stopped struggling. Frank could only assume that she had lost consciousness.

Frank grabbed the phonebook to look up the balloon shop's number. "John will know what to do." Frank thought to himself. Dialing quickly, Frank was dismayed to get the store's voicemail. "Damn, I forgot he closed up early Friday nights." Frank grumbled.


"Frank…" a soft squeaky voice called out from the bedroom.

"Ohhh…Frank." It came again but with a slight giggle.

"Kate? Is that you?" Frank responded and hurried to the bedroom.

Frank's jaw nearly hit the floor as he entered the bedroom. Floating above their bed was the red balloon, only it wasn't a sphere anymore. It now resembled his naked wife. Frank examined the balloon woman floating over his bed. It looked exactly like Kate in every way, except it didn't have any hair and its skin was a bright shiny red like that of the balloon he had bought. Even the plug with the string still attached was visibly sticking out of her belly button.

"I feel soooo good Frank. I never knew how amazing it would feel to be made of latex…" The Kate balloon giggled as she rubbed her hands all over her body, making soft squeaking noises all the way.

"Let's have some fun lover…" Kate said seductively.

Frank nodded and climbed onto the bed. Kate slowly floated down onto him. Frank pulled her to him and they had the most passionate sex they ever had in the 20 years that had been married. When it was over, Frank yawned and stretched and looked over at his balloon wife with a grin.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?" Frank asked.

Kate nodded.

"That's good, we'll have to do this again sometime." Frank chuckled as he pulled the plug out of her belly button.

Kate looked was stunned as she felt the air rushing out of her. She found herself unable to move as her tight stretchy body began to shrink. Eventually, she down to the size of a barbie doll, completely flacid. Frank picked her up and tossed her into his balloon drawer. He headed off to work with a smile on his face and a spring in his step, thinking about his new toy.

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Part II

After a long day at work, thinking about his balloon wife, Frank returned home ready to have some fun. He proceeded to dig through his balloon drawer for his wife and grabbed the small helium tank he bought on his way home from work.

Carefully, he attached the nozzle to Kate's belly button and began to slowly inflate her. A soft hissing sound could be heard as her flacid form began to take shape. The sound of stretching rubber filled the room as her hips, butt, and breasts filled out. When she reached optimal size, Kate sprung to life and carefully detached the air tank and tied up the balloon neck protruding from her belly button. She yawned and stretched as if waking up from a deep sleep.

"I had the most amazing dream. There were balloons everywhere, all rubbing against me and squeaking and inflating all around me." Kate said.

"That sounds wonderful dear." Frank replied. "How do you feel?"

"I feel wonderful, all light and dreamy." Kate said as she floated over to Frank,who was sitting in the corner fondling himself.

Suddenly, without warning, Kate slapped Frank across the face.

"Ow. What did you do that for?" Frank questioned.

"That's for deflating me. That is no way to treat a balloon." Kate growled.

"Sorry Dear, some habbits are hard to break." He grinned.

"Its okay, just don't let it happen again." She giggled as she began to undress Frank.

"Oooh, you're pretty frisky tonight..." Frank chuckled.

"I just feel sooo good and I want to share that feeling with you Frank." Kate smiled as she directed Frank over to their bed.

Frank laid down onto the bed. Kate floated down onto him and wrapped her rubbery arms around him and began to kiss him passionately. Frank put his arms around her and caressed her smooth latex body. He gave a squeeze to her shapely rubber bottom, which made a soft squeak as he did so. Kate moaned as she wrapped her legs around Frank's torso and slowly slid her tight rubber sex onto Frank's rigid manhood. Without warning, Frank grabbed Kate and rolled over, switching possitions with her.

"Oooh, Frank, you haven't used that move since we were dating." Kate giggled.

Frank had felt a lust like never before building up inside of him as he pressed his manhood deep within his squishy love balloon that was his wife. Kate moaned with each thrust as her tight rubber sex was squished and stretched. Almost in unison, they orgasmed. Frank collasped on Kate in exhaustion. He closed his eyes and his mind began to drift. He snuggled up against his wife as he lay on her like a pillow. He could hear a faint hissing noise and it felt like Kate's body was growing underneath him.

Feeling dazed and dreamy from his encounter with his wife, Frank opened his eyes. To his suprise, Kate had grown. Her belly and breasts seemed to swelled up like that of a woman who was 9 months pregnant. On top of that, they were both floating above their bed. Startled, Frank lost his balance and fell off of Kate and onto the bed.

"W-What happened to you?" Frank stood up, staring at his floating wife.

"Your seed impregnated me. We are going to be parents, Frank." She giggled.

"But we have never been able to have kids before. Why now?" Frank asked.

"Its magic, Frank. Get over it." She giggled. "Besides, its time to meet our children."

With that, Kate spread her legs and her sex opened like a blossoming flower. One by one, hundreds of tiny balloons about the size of golf balls began to emerge from her sex. A rainbow of colors filled the room. There were balloons of every color imaginable. Before Frank knew what was happening, the room was completely filled with the tiny balloons. To make things even worse, they seemed to be growing.

"W-What's happening?" Frank said nervously.

"I thought you liked baloons, Frank." Kate giggled.

"I-I do...but this is quite overwhelming..." Frank replied.

The balloons suddenly began to surround Frank and rub up against his naked body. Frank was in heaven. He never felt so good in his entire life. Kate reached out from the mass of balloons and put her arms around Frank and gave him a big kiss.

"Its time for them to go now, Frank." she whispered into his ear.

Frank just nodded, feeling light headed. Kate opened the bedroom window and the hundreds of balloons from the room all floated away into the night sky save for the blue one that Kate held in her hand.

"Where are they all going?" Frank asked.

"To go make more balloons, silly." Kate giggled. "But don't worry I saved one for you."

With that, Kate released the tiny blue balloon she held in her hand. The balloon began to grow and float towards Frank.

"W-What is that for?" Frank said as he backed away from the ever growning balloon.

"You'll see." Kate giggled.

The balloon grew bigger and bigger, until it was bigger than Frank himself. Frank found that he had backed himself into a corner, unable to escape the large rubbery mass approaching him. Panicking, he tried to push the balloon away, but quickly found himself up to his arms in gooey blue latex. Within seconds, the blue balloon pressed itself into the corner Frank was standing in and with a gulp, it completely engulfed him. Shocked by the change of events, Frank fainted.


About an hour later, Frank awoke. He was feeling kind of dizzy and light-headed. He yawed and stretched and tried to roll over. To his suprise, he was floating above his bed. He looked at his body, only to see that it was blue and shiny and slightly transparent. A moment later, Kate floated into the room.

"Ahh, you're awake." She said. "How do you feel?"

"I feel amazing. I feel 20 years younger. In fact I'm pretty horny. Lets make more balloons." he chuckled.

"There will be plenty of time for that, Dear. But first, there is something I want to show you." Kate giggled.

Kate floated down and turned on the TV in their bedroom. There was a news report about living balloons attacking citizens and engulfing them and changing them into balloons. They both giggled and Kate turned off the TV.

"Now where were we? Oh yeah, we were getting back to making more balloons." Frank chuckled as he pulled Kate to him....

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