YiffTex™ Industries FAQ
"Better Yiff
Through Inflation"
The love doll has really evolved over the years -- from the crude but functional "artificial vaginas" of the early '60s, throught the breakthrough "solid foam" dolls of the '70s, to now -- the most technomagically superior inflatible sex partners ever created. Dozens of models to choose from -- every one a marvel of surrealism and functional perfection.
What is the difference between the YiffTex™ dolls and the other latex dolls?
YiffTex™ dolls are made of carefully blended materials crafted in a such a way which makes them softer and and more realistic feeling than regular latex or vinyl sheeting. YiffTex™ dolls are also semi-morphic, creating new attributes with only a supply of common latex and your love, tailoring itself to your wildest desires.
Upon receiving your purchased inflatable furry doll.
Thank you for your purchase! We at YiffTex Industries are confident you will be delieriously happy with your new inflatable partner for many years to come. However, if at any time you are not satisfied with your purchase, please do not hesitate to call for a full refund or credit towards any other YiffTex product. YiffTex stresses that allowing inflatable furry dolls to yiff each other may result in strange, but usually harmless, side effects.
How do I inflate my furry doll?
Many customers prefer to inflate by hand through the built-in valves provided (amount and placement varies with model). We recommend that if at any time you become light-headed, dizzy, or see spots that you cease inflating the furry doll and rest until the effects wear off. For our customers who cannot fully inflate product or choose not to, YiffTex also sells a complete line of air compressors, compressed air tanks (see our special rates for helium), and manual air pumps.
It is not recommend that the customer use any compressed air tanks without our custom gas regulator as uncontroled "runaway" inflation may occurr with disaterous results. In all but the most severe cases, your inflatable furry doll should be able to vent enough excess gas before damage occurs. YiffTex is not responsible for structural damages to property incurred by inflation inside homes or businesses. The customer is solely responsible for locating a sutible area before, during, and after use of YiffTex™ dolls and supplies.
How big can I inflate my furry doll?
We at YiffTex Industries pride ourselves on making such high quality products that you will be able to achive maximum inflation each and every time. YiffTex™ inflatable furry dolls are also ranked number 1 in durability, elasticity, and winner of the inflatible industry's coveted "Boink!" award for the last three years. With enough user-supplied latex material, there is no theoretical limit to the maximum size of inflation.
In addition, all YiffTex™ inflatable furry dolls include an overinflation safty feature and will inform you when they achive their maximum rated size for their current mass. The customer is strongly urged to heed your doll's warning or supply more latex material in order to avoid bursting.
What if my inflatable furry doll bursts?
If the unthinkable occurs and your YiffTex™ inflatable furry doll pops, bursts, detonates, or otherwise explodes beyond self-repair (with supplied kit) we suggest you gather as much of the remaining pieces that you can find, place them into a box, then call our tollfree Returns Hotline for your Return Authorization Number. Upon receiving your RAN, please write the code on the package and mail it to YiffTex Industries. Our certified technitions will then repair or replace the model free of charge within 7 days or 100% your money back. Without a RAN, we cannot guarantee proper replacment nor proper credit of return..
Please note that any debris from your burst doll will revert to ordinary latex in about an hour. You are strongly urged to not ingest any recent YiffTex™ debris as there are many unknown, but rare, side-effects which may or may not be permanent and possibly life altering in the extreme.
Caring for my inflatable furry doll
Your YiffTex™ inflatable furry doll will need only your love and attention to keep it as shiny and new as the first day you inflated it from the box. It is not suggested you attempt to feed your inflatable furry doll anything besides latex, rubber, or other polymer mass as this may cause it to become ferral and demand more. YiffTex urges any and all customers to report if this happens as quickly as possible. We will immediatly coordinate with local and state authorites for capture and retrieval at no additional cost. YiffTex is not responsible for the customer, friends, family, or complete strangers being consumed by ferral YiffTex™ dolls.
Note that it is not cause for alarm if one doll absorbs, assimilates, consumes, merges, or in some way joins with another doll. It should also be noted that joined dolls may at a later time, seperate and/or create non-sentient facsimilies and/or other "normal" latex objects spontaniously. This is uncommon but normal behavior. In the unlikely event your doll seperates without first joining with another doll you are not required to return the extra doll(s). This is merely a momentary lapse of our screening procedures in which two or more dolls joined before packaging. Please keep the extra doll(s) with our compliments.
(This page was last edited Monday, July 31, 2000 03:39:24 AM Eastern Daylight Time)